Shoot Me! Bang! Bang!

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Everyone around us have different characters. The way they act or behave in different places are usually different. For example, the way they behave in school, outside or at home are usually not the same. The real character or some of you might see it as the true colours are often seen when we are at home. Why at home? Because it is simply a place where you won't mind showing the real you, be it the good side or the worst side...But usually the worst side are mostly seen at home..If you know what I mean..huhuhu~ The true side of us especially the worst time, our bad habits and all those stuffs we won't be showing when we are outside but then only our family members would know our so-called "secret"... These people are the ones who really knows the real you behind all those masks being put up when we are outside.

Wait eh, I want to change to malay mode ah..takmo serious'2 eh...boring~ heh!

Pertama:

Bangun pagi muka sememek kan'kan'kan?? Yang perempuan rambut macam ala-medusa, yang lelakinya rambut konon macam afro la gitu.. Mane ade chance org lain nampak ini special moment punya...yang dapat menyaksikan keadaan anda begini ialah tidak lain dan tidak bukan adalah famili anda jugak...paling'2 dorang comment dlm hati "eh, teruknye bdk nie"..tapi da common nampakkan...da jadi kebiasaan la pagi'2 nampak ala-medusa atau afro kluar dari bilik masing'2..huhuhu~ klau yg da ade bf/gf tu, pengsan agaknye partner masing'2 nampak keadaan anda gitu mcm seh sape tak seh, klau kluar dating sume lawa'2, hensem'2 tapikan ala-medusa dan afro tu kire style jugak pe...cuba la satu hari, paling'2 ur partner lari seh...huhuhu~ kdg'2 tu, klau tak kluar abih duduk umah je, tak ingat pun nak mandi sampaila da bau masam baru bergerak ke bilik air...aiseyman...klau kat luar...alahai~ wanginya disponsor oleh botol'2 minyak wangi la...aboden~

Kedua:

Pekik terlolong!! mase kite kluar ngan kwn ke ape la...ade tak kite terfikir nak pekik'2 tak tentu pasal in public? tak mungkin kan...mesti mau jaga itu image kan'kan'kan..nanti malu org tgk la, nanti org ingat kite tak betul lak...ade screw lose ke...tapi yg attention seeking tu lain hal la...da tentunye drg nak attention jadi sanggup la terpekik'2 tak tentu pasal... kat rumah klau nak terpekik ke nak terlolong ke nak gaduh ke, ade tak fikir sal nak jaga image? image tak wujud (aiseyman cam maner perkataan wujud ini wujud dari otakku pun ntah la eh) mase kat umah kan'kan'kan...peduli ape dgn image, org tak nampak ape kite cam gini..org takkan tau nye...btul tak? nak marah ke nak menyuruh ke...main shoot je, especially mase gaduh dgn adik beradik...fuh yooo~ brutal n violent sume terserlah dan tak lupe dgn mulut laser lagik...aiseyman..ini sume klau buat kat luar, image jatuh whoooiii~

Ketiga:

Suruh'2 dek malas'2!! "adik, angkat telefon!!!!"....."mak masakkan!! lapar laaa!!!"..."amikkan (state anytink la eh)"..."eh, tukarkan channel"....blablabla...krg tau la ape slalunye krg suruh famili members krg buat utk krg kan...klau kat luar dgn kwn...aksyen'2 la jadi independent....gi beli mknan sendiri la walaupun kdg'2 klau ade chance kwn offer nak belikan...makin berisi la dier...huhuhu~ takkan nak asik suruh'2 kwn'2 krg, nanti kena SMACK baru tau...klau dgn kwn tau pun ade limit klau nak suruh..klau kat umah, 24jam dier menyuruh kan'kan'kan..eh, cannot la, klau mase tido dier masih menyuruh da menyeramkan tu..huhuhu~ klau nak kluar, mane ade malas...malas sume hilang..usually dats d case la unless ur realli lazy, puteri lilin or dasar 100% pemalas takleh disalahkan la..huhuhu~

Keempat:

keempat? eh, da laaaa... melebih'2 lak..nanti kite lak yg kena attack kang...mampos aku nanti... huhuhu~

The moral/motif of this post adalah....jeng jeng jeng....ade 2 points ah....

First! klau nak tau seseorang itu punye true colours or characters tanye la anggota'anggota famili nya la iyeee...

Second!! AKU TAKDE KEJE LAIN NAK BUAT MELAINKAN BEBUAL MEPEK!! INILAH D'KATAKAN SAAT'2 MEPEK'NESS!!!

Huhuhuhuu....Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ lalalalalalalalalala~~